Guy: Hey I’m B****
Guy: I would really like to talk and see what happens 🙂
Me: If we don’t talk, that should tell you exactly what’s going to happen
Guy: Ouch. Thanks for the honesty! (He doesn’t mean that).
Guy: You always this mean?
Me: When did honesty equate to being mean?
Guy: When its not said in a sweet way 🙂
Guy: You want to talk or not?
Me: I’ll write that down.
Me: Didn’t my previous message make it clear I didn’t?
Guy: Nope (I think he’s slow)
Me: Wow, you don’t follow along well, do you? Nope, not remotely interested.
Guy: Right on
Guy: Change your mind yet? 🙂
Me: No, and this is getting pretty old. I guess you like blocks, huh
Guy: I don’t know….never taken a black girl out.
Guy: Would like to though
Me: Do you actually read profiles? I’m not black. I’m Puerto Rican.
Guy: I saw that. You asked
Me: That doesn’t answer my question. If you saw that then that means you can read and if you can read then you would know I’m not black. So wanting to take a black girl out…you’re barking up the wrong tree.
Guy: Okay let me rephrase that. I have never taken any girl that wasn’t caucasian, but I would like to
Me: And that’s just great. It’s just not going to happen with me.
Guy: What do you have to loose by talking to me?
Me: My time, which is precious to me.
Listen, you’re probably a real gem. A catch. Prince Charming to some chick. You’re just not what I want. Not only am I not physically attracted to you but the extent of this conversation tells me that I would annihilate you. It’s nothing personal. I just know what I want and what I don’t want. I’m not here to fill your curiosity for what it’s like to take out a non-white girl. Good luck in finding that.
Me: Now I see why you are single. Later
OMG! Thank you sooooo much. I just got schooled as to why I’m not in a relationship. Because I won’t talk to fuglies who have brown girl fetishes/can’t read/and are thirsty as a motherfucker.
Guess I’ll be single forever. Gladly.