2.41. Random Guy Message 136

Mariah and Nick…that’s all I’m gonna say.

Guy
5/29/2013 1:24:18 AM
like that song say cute pie ur the reason y
Me
5/29/2013 1:25:23 AM
I seriously have no idea what you are talking about.
Guy

5/29/2013 1:26:03 AM
… im saying u r very attractive sorry for the misinterpretation

Guy
5/29/2013 1:30:47 AM
what brings u to this site … u fine

Me
5/29/2013 1:37:39 AM
I heard you. I very much doubt we’re going to click.
Guy
5/29/2013 1:38:22 AM
y u can’t judge a book by its cover

Guy
5/29/2013 1:40:04 AM
don’t count me out i can b the guy to sweep u off your feet u can b mariah and ill b Nick

Me
5/29/2013 1:41:37 AM
Actually, I can do what I want. In this case, I am not judging a book by it’s cover but by it’s lack of articulation. If you were a book and I picked you up off of a shelf…I would need a translator to understand you. I would ask for a refund since nothing you’ve said is remotely grammatically correct. You may want to work on that. Seriously, good luck to you.
Me
5/29/2013 1:42:32 AM
Did you just put the ideal couple as Mariah and Nick? Your standards are far lower than I imagined. Good luck with that.
Guy
5/29/2013 1:49:15 AM
I apologize if i didn’t articulate my wording through an internet site, but if intellect and eloquence is what u want. I can be that too. You are gorgeous, and I didn’t mean to disrespect you. Internet courtship may not be me strong suit, but I would love to know you. Maybe another day.

The guy in the end spelled more complete words than the guy from the rest of the message…combined.

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